Medieval Studies, The University of Leeds.
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
Parrot, Andrea & Cummings, Nina. Forsaken Females: The Gobal Brutalization of Women. Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, Inc. 2006, (p. 19)
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
which is why it’s so important to take time to work through issues with your parents so that you can enter into a healthy relationship, free from burdens of hurt and disappointment. take the time necessary for self care because if you don’t, you can have a person who is perfect for you, but you won’t be able to care for them because you’re stuck on how your parents didn’t properly care for you.